Crass Menagerie

Matchstick Piehouse Presents; Crass Menagerie’s


“Hump Day.”


Everybody hits the Wednesday Hump.
Come and celebrate it with an absolutely Naughty Night in the Living Room every month on a Wednesday.

Praise for previous shows:

‘Neo-burlesque at it’s very finest… it’s fabled, if slightly soiled fantasy world will leave you tingling with happiness, amongst other things.’ Varsity, *****

‘It’s like seeing a cow defecate: you sort of have to keep watching despite yourself.’ The Tab ****

Pie, Booze, Friendly activities and Late Night Cabaret.
Just book it now.


1st August – Fishfinger.


29th August – Incest is best.


10th October – Sports Day


31st October – Halloween – Blood and Titties


14th November – Ugly Bug Ball


12th December – The Grotty Grotto